Every Hollywood Movie Intro Be Like

You look like the brother of a guy who wants to destroy the libs with facts and logic.

Really? Can I have an example please?

“I’m Felipe, and this is my story, about how the voices in my head taught me getting gonorrhea from a stripper corpse doesn’t make me a bad therapist.”

Hur sjukt att se sitt eget hus i en video på en helt random plattform! Wow!? Hej, granne!

This wasn’t how Saving Private Ryan started 🤔