If I had balls

"'If I had balls I'd sexually harass waitresses"

That's nuts

They ain't that stretchy. I've tried.

“If I had balls- strikes a jjba pose if i had balls”

Girl you need to unclog your sunroof drains. You got water damage in your headliner

Girls be thinking about shit like this, but then act disgusted when I follow through

Sexually harass the waitress, and not realizing how balls actually work..you're batting a thousand here fricking terrific.

Imagine if a man said I am gonna go to a restaurant and put my nuts on a plate and show the waitress... we will laugh and laugh...