What church is this

Pentecostal

Latter day ain’ts

Sometimes it's really hard to distinguish cults.

Then there's this.

Anyone who ever broke their nose or saw a friend break a nose from fucking around like this on pews is internally screaming rn

Ethel had no regrets about putting a bag of meth in the tea urn. NONE.

Biblical skidaddling

Charlie brown biblical dancing mfers.

These fuckers are crazy

I had an experience one time while I was dropping acid with about 10 friends. We were in my friends living room and it was starting to hit all of us. 3 or 4 on the couch just laughing, 2 playing Mario kart, and 3 or 4 pacing from the living room to the kitchen. I was sitting on the living room floor and I still remember having this moment of lucidity. I looked around at my friends with all of their antics and I thought wow we all look like fucking idiots. I stepped away from drugs shortly after.

For a church, everyone sure looks possessed.