The most totally true story to have ever happened to anyone

"And then all the TSA agents starting clapping for me and handing me flowers telling me that I am fighting the good fight for Jesus"

Why do they make their stories so fantastical?

Seriously no one is fucking Thanking any politician right now. No one. Anywhere. Ever.

Big TSA agents with tears in their eyes.....

Would be more believable if the TSA agent was a big, tough man with tears in his eyes.

I will take "Things that never ever happened ever" for $1000 Alex

“And that TSA agent? Albert Einsten”

And I said to this absolute angel of an agent, “that was the most gentle body cavity search I have ever had, and believe me, I’ve had a lot! Yep it’s like a revolving door down there!”

Omg! The unicorn! THE UNICORN!!!!!!

man the feeakin fox "news" host doesn't even sound like she believes him.