“Some lads have coffin dreams, where they wake up thinking they ‘ve been buried alive. Then they realize they basically are.”

Part 2 is just this guy at 40 years old screaming while riding an elevator at the mall.

sounds like a lot of gay sex happens

“Get” 3 women

There's only one thing that would put me off signing up : imagine having to watch Gavin and Stacey on a loop for 7 months, in contrast the rest is a walk in the park.

Still, it's better than having to live in Liverpool.

I’m worried for those 3 women, specially considering how bad the military is with any misconduct inside it’s ranks

I always picture somebody going crazy and trying to open the hatch or whatever it's called.

Only submariner I've ever known swallowed a bullet. He was a great kid.

What’s the pay?

I've always wanted to get on a submarine and go on an underwater adventure. I don't anymore.