"YOU are impossibility to the statues of reason."

Actually 🤓☝️this is neither old nor Middle English.

That is not old

Not Old English. Not Middle English.

I would define that as Victorian English or Romance English. Perhaps early modern English or Shakespearean if you wish to go there.

"marooned at the Petrol Emporium"

Americans thinking that putting on a fake British accent (poorly) while just using modern English is "Old English"?

Lol at all you nerds. Clearly they meant older English, like Victorian. NOT Canterbury Tales like can you get a clue?

I had a good laugh, who cares what era the English is from? I won't lie I need subtitles for this

My wife has also never put gas into her own car. I keep it topped off for her. I would find it hilarious if she did this.

Confident stupid people are the worst

It would probably lead to less escalation at least. 😅