“Free bleeding”

Don't ever trust people who wear those hats

"it's not an inconvenience, it's actually one of the most magical gifts in the entire world" - Something that could only be spoken by a rich, entitled woman who does not have to work for a living and has no responsibilities.

Please don't. My kids play in parks and fields like that.

She's about to have ants all up there.

I'm a woman and even I am skeeved out by this, yuck.

Just leaving biological waste in the grass.

Um, it is quite the inconvenience every month thank you very much

She probably does free shitting too.

I bet she also does perineum sunning