IKEA kitchen delivery

Is he somehow unfamiliar with the concept of IKEA?

Why does he seem surprised?

I hear some construction work being done in the background. How much you wanna bet this is all performative and he actually has someone there to build it all for him?

TWO refrigerators?

Is that not what IKEA is about? What was he expecting?

We had our remodeling crew install our ikea kitchen. It looks great still after several years of use with children. 

They did send him an Allen key right? What's the probl???

Be sure to connect the Flügenschide to the Kôrbënturd before adjusting the Glaufferdöng with the Trasseldweeb.

What a soy boy of a man. I would put that kid behind an ipad immediately and start enjoying my next week of absolute peak male activity. I'd hit up my homies like: "Yo whats up, we have some stuff to assemble". They would be like "hell yeah", pull up within the next hour with a crate of beers and start hacking away at that shit. No instructions used at all. Rock music on the bluetooth speaker. I don't see what this man is complaining about.

Huh? What did they think was going to happen when they ordered all that? Or is it that the Allen wrench wasn’t included?

RIP to fake Vance