You don’t have to say ‘yes’ to everything

I love the amount of pearl-clutching going on here, even if it's "joking". Oh, no! The cake bleeds!

My 10th/11th birthday cake a was a fucking Zombie head with Red Velvet "brains" inside. And I've yet to rip someone's head off and eat their brain.

Before any more of you blind motherfuckers "fail to see the similarities", I should let you know I neglected to mention that my cake bled too. Especially near the eyes and forehead where the glaze was, so that there were "bloody tears" dripping down the face.

Part of being a good parent is deciding what ideas NOT to indulge, that come out of your childs mouth

Might be thinking too much on this one. I know a ton of people who are into horror movies that would love this.

Yeah no it's people freaking out about this that I don't trust.

That's just the first level, then...

https://i.redd.it/b1z8wvr24exg1.gif

This isn’t that deep dude. I’ve been to weddings where the cake cuts open like that, I’ve seen others do the same for birthday parties, and besides all of that he’s a teen- he likely saw a cool “gnarly” cake on the internet, said he wanted it, and then the promise of his parents considering it hyped it up for him.

Stabbing a cake doesn’t make a serial killer, especially when half of the United States is voting for a pedophile so… perspective, and priorities.

I love horror. I'd be down. Gimme that red velvet with the raspberry sauce filling, baby.

Hahaha my mom made a bleeding heart cake every Valentine's Day and we stabbed it. Sometimes made a gooey brain one for Halloween.

I don't think any of my siblings are serial killers. 🥴

We just found the IRL Dexter as a teenager

Him stabbing the cake is such a terrible act for him to commit, how are they gonna cut equal pieces?