What the hellery..

That is not the voice or gender I expected from this thumbnail

The more I watch it the more ridiculous it gets lmao

Ok but that celery looks good though. I don't find any that green in my store.

I have a feeling at some point someone told this guy " you can get famous on the internet just by doing the craziest shit." And this is was he interpreted that to mean.

Pour one out for his teefs

I can't tell if he's British or not

What's weirdest is his hesitation in saying celery. This was not the first take lol

Get to know some local theater and/or improv people, I can guarantee you'll run into some attention starved desperate approval seeking people like this who don't have a single funny bone in their body.

Like, 100% chance.

There’s no doubt this man has dead bodies in his basement.