You cannot walk to the World Cup. Are you sure about that?

Nobody in their right mind is traveling to the US until further notice

So he ran, not walked.

Mile 12 was him laying a mile long mud tube down the porcelain shitguzzler

Can we pay people to do this as a group, maybe have them do a critical mass there on game day

I don’t believe it. You cannot breath while near I-95 because of the odors. He must have hitched a ride in that area.

31 kilometers

There's a shorter route...

Ah yes Paterson Plank Road, the extremely busy “secret” back road

He was in a car driving between cuts

Highly inefficient