One day they will takeover.

And for the price of a car, you too can have a perpetually inebriated child with no sense of pain rampage around your home.

Is this an actual product they're testing? Or more of a home experiment thing?

This is like having a crackhead housekeeper who’s dangerously high at all times.

To be fair it did make you eggs Floorentine

They have a remote control. They dont move on their own.

Me IRL after 15 tallboys and a hunger pang

This would be me if I was a tradwife.

takeover what

Thats like my dog first time it saw a mirror