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Aggressive-Expert-69about 2 months ago254

This is the realest shit Ive ever seen. Still boggles my mind that there is a song called Christine Sixteen about Gene Simmons desiring a high school girl

Formal_Commission185about 2 months ago90

The song is so messed up but this video is hilarious!

Tokijloabout 2 months ago40

I love seeing dudes outwardly shame this shit. I love that guys are so outwardly vocal that the "omg yoouunng girls right??" shit is weird and creepy and gross instead of excusing it or ignoring it.

Strange_Specialist4about 2 months ago39

"every breath you take, every move you make, I'll be watching it you"

Yes officer, this man right here

PoopyStinkbuttsabout 2 months ago34

She's only seeeeeveeeenteeeeeen ^seventeeeen

Daddy says she's too young but she's old enough for me

Neb-Noseabout 2 months ago33

True story: I am old enough to remember when this song was a hit. I honestly never gave it a second thought.

Then, one day, many years later, I’m on my way home from work and this song comes on. I am legitimately excited for the nostalgic listen.

Then, like 10 seconds in, I’m like, “Yeah, leave that little girl alone, you fucking deviant!” The rest of the song I listened in horror while this grown-ass man openly fantasized about fucking his teenage neighbor.

WTF?!

AnubisIncGamingabout 2 months ago20

I hate that this melody bangs

In his most well known stand up, Eddie Murphy at 28 gushes about meeting a 17 year old that he wanted to basically marry

BadRabiesJudgerabout 2 months ago12

It's insane to think you could make a playlist out of this crap on spotify.

Bitter_Offer1847about 2 months ago9

Relisten to most music of this era for the use of the work “girl” and it gets very disturbing. The sad part is this song is really good otherwise, great power ballad about a grown man trying to woo a child, yikes.

ButterscotchAwardabout 2 months ago9

Dude was 34 when this song was released.