They're speed running to CTE.

Literal speed run to brain damage any%

If slap fight didn’t give you enough brain damage. 

The one time I wished it was AI

It's not a sport, nor is it combat. It's two idiots running into each other. It has more in common with an old circus freak show.

Aren't they supposed to be wearing pans on their heads!

Decorticate and decerebrate posturing????

Nothing is worth your health, well being, or life.

...Fuck this and everyone involved.

Such an idiocracy sport.