Treat Your Husband Like He’s Jesus 😭😭😭

Does he turn water into wine?

😂😂😂😂

My husband has had 6 years and he hasn’t risen from the dead.

If your husband can't walk on water divorce him

Is she using a hammer for screws?

“You’ve been gone three days, where have you been?” “Babe, I was dead, I’ve arisen.” “Well you can put that away, I’m so hacked off with you right now.”

My wife treats me like I'm Jesus.

She only acknowledges my existence when she wants something from me.

Is the first video supposed to be somehow emotional or profound with that music? Because if so, that's insanely cringe worthy. Is anyone really supposed to be impressed that someone would define themselves by a totalising and uncritical devotion to another person who's supposed to be their equal?

How low does a person's self-esteem have to become before they not only accept that state of being, but expect that other people would perceive it as somehow aspirational?

Idk man I don’t think I can do the stuff to Jesus I do to my dude

Hooooollllleeeee-yyyyy