Florida man on tricycle steals over a dozen garden gnomes.

Others have said it before but ill say it again

Objectively funny crimes should get a full pardon

What's a guy at his age doing something like this... he should have gnome better.

Lawn gnomes are cool. Fuck this thief

Imagine the embarrassment of getting caught with a bunch of stolen lawn ornaments by a cop wearing clogs. Devastating.

Which district does he represent in the House?

Aww man, I live about 5 miles from this lol

Here's where the gnomes came from. They belonged to this woman who collected them over the last 30 years.

https://www.gulfcoastnewsnow.com/article/gnomes-return-theft-man-arrest-fort-myers-florida/71476677

Before the internet and stuff like ring cameras, we used to cruise around at night doing stupid shit like stealing people's lawn ornaments. I still have a gnome I stole when I was like 17. Most of the time we'd go rip off gnomes and pink flamingos then go stick them on someone's lawn so they'd wake up and see them when they'd go to get the paper.

Nowadays I don't think i'd steal people's gnomes. I kind of want to start making my own then leave them for people to find.

Oh my gosh you guys, leave him a gnome. Sheesh. 😝

He played too much Sims. Spent his life savings on expansion packs and became a Sim. I want to hear his reasoning.

Stole them, or liberated them?