Planet misalignment

Now I need a girl with nose rings to tell me I'm a good guy

Damn girl… you right.

She's right. Check your charts.

Humans dragging the earth's good name through the dirt.

What else can white women with nose rings tell us?

🥲

😫

We are all making the earth sad.

Human: “man all this smog is making me cough, the food we get is full of pollutants, and nestle owns all the water. Time to see if Sagittarius has good news for me this month!” 

SMH 

Okay, but is there a crystal that can fix it?