Hot take: Most marketing advice online is actually making you worse at marketing
Hear me out.
Every day I see threads like:
"7 marketing hacks that will 10x your growth"
"The secret framework every marketer needs"
"Why (trendy tactic) is the future of marketing"
And most of it is garbage.
Not because the people writing it are bad marketers.
But because:
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They're teaching tactics, not thinking
"Post 3 times a day" is not a strategy.
"Use this hashtag formula" is not a strategy.
Understanding WHY people buy things, that's strategy.
Most online marketing content skips the hard part. -
They're always 6-18 months behind
By the time a tactic becomes a viral LinkedIn post,
it's already been milked dry by every brand on earth.
The people who actually used it first?
They're already on to the next thing. -
It's designed to get likes, not teach you anything
Marketing content about marketing is the most
optimized content on the internet.
Of course it looks good.
Of course it gets engagement.
But engagement ≠ useful. -
Real marketing strategy is boring to talk about
Positioning. Segmentation. Pricing psychology.
Customer journey mapping. Retention funnels.
Nobody is going viral with a thread about
customer lifetime value calculations.
But that's where the real money is made.
The irony:
The best marketers I know barely post on LinkedIn.
They're too busy doing actual marketing.
What's the worst marketing advice you've ever
seen go viral? Let's roast it.