I’m disappointed with myself that I didn’t think of these security questions before seeing this lol

This is literally an an ancient Eugene mirman bit.

"Eugene Mirman (paraphrased):

"I had to fill out a security question and usually they let you pick your mothers maiden name or your dogs name, but this one had a space where I could write in whatever I wanted. So now when I call customer service they have to ask me, "What are you wearing?" And I have to respond, "I don't think that's appropriate!" 

Learned this the hard way when my ex told me I could put whatever. Immediately regretted when support asked me what the secret word was. Nothing as bad as she said but was still embarrassing

Mom’s bra size is actually a good question. Not something that could be found on line, like your elementary school or childhood street. Not something you would put on social media, like your first pet or favorite color.

Hard to guess, hard to research, relatively easy to remember. A good security question.

My mom is dead and now I’m wondering her bra size. Thanks a lot bank lady.

The problem with what she describes is not her shame or embarrassment, it's that she can see my answers!

For years I always answered my favorite hobby question was masturbating. Then one day AT&T asked me what my favorite hobby was, she was not amused.

No joke. I'm a very straight edge person always professional at work. When I was creating a user account for they asked for security question and I chose "What's your favorite food" I thought it would be ironic and hard to guess "pussy" would be great. A few weeks later I was exploring the settings in the site and found the security question and answer was saved in plain text and was visible to the account manager on my team. So I changed it immediately. 

What is the air speed velocity of a swallow?

Not "mom's bra size" 😭

Damn bro did she have to read off all my security questions 😢