“I don’t mean to bother you…” then proceeds to do exactly that

0 swagger

What a great advertisement for all those men that think this looksmaxxing bullshit gets you girls. Bunch of dorks. Turns out they should have listened to women and got a bit of personality.

"We got better plans than whatever you got planned"

"Oh yeah what are your plans?"

"microdose meth and smash a hammer on our cheekbones"

Is this guy with the slicked back hair serious with that look? seriously I can't tell if it's supposed to be a bit or not.

He needs to start personalitymaxxing

This shit doesn't work in Europe.

This is the same approach those motherfuckers with clipboards on the street use. I either pretend to be deaf or that I don’t speak English.

Men aren't lonely enough.

He says no eye to eye means they must be lesbians. I’m thinking it’s more like they see him and his boyfriend together and think they aren’t his type.

The cringe is too much