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Hey, sometimes there are vampires... Who also want to fuck you
This is why you read Brandon Sanderson books where seeing someone's ungloved left hand is considered lewd.
Sometimes there is a clumsily written caste system.... Also everybody wants to fuck you.
Sometimes everyone wants to fuck you at assassin boarding school, but you just want to smoke cigars, and you end up getting a magical boob job.
The whole fae thing is just vampires without having to deal with meal logistics.
Hey nobody said romantasy novels were masterpieces. Sometimes you just want to read some slop.🤷♀️
The exact opposite of my high school experience
Don't forget the part where everyone is split into four categories:
Brave.
Sneaky.
Clever.
Silly.
And they all want to fuck you.
The Empyrean and A Court of Thorns and Roses fa sho.
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