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ThisIsTheNewSleeve13 days ago12

Hey, sometimes there are vampires... Who also want to fuck you

Brandenburg4213 days ago7

This is why you read Brandon Sanderson books where seeing someone's ungloved left hand is considered lewd.

BurritoBaz13 days ago6

Sometimes there is a clumsily written caste system.... Also everybody wants to fuck you.

epidemicsaints13 days ago5

Sometimes everyone wants to fuck you at assassin boarding school, but you just want to smoke cigars, and you end up getting a magical boob job.

The whole fae thing is just vampires without having to deal with meal logistics.

ShizunEnjoyer13 days ago4

Hey nobody said romantasy novels were masterpieces. Sometimes you just want to read some slop.🤷‍♀️

IceCoughy13 days ago4

The exact opposite of my high school experience

QueasyCaterpillar54113 days ago3

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BIayneRobinson13 days ago2

Don't forget the part where everyone is split into four categories:

Brave.
Sneaky.
Clever.
Silly.

And they all want to fuck you.

Hella_Wieners13 days ago2

The Empyrean and A Court of Thorns and Roses fa sho.

thatvillainjay13 days ago2

A noun of adjective and adjective