Forward and direct

its ok, hes on the spectrum 

I don't believe it.. the candy bar fine, but the capri sun was just one step too far.

Pulling up the Capri sun got me😂

How tf did he keep a straight face in the beginning?

Fishing for some 🐱while drinking a caprisun is wild

Can’t really blame him. You’d be surprised what you can get by just asking nicely.

Helmet is the wrong protection for losing virginity.

Hormones do be like a drug.

Story time.

I owned a bar and had a guy come in that looked and acted just like this guy. He was bigger but had the helmet and everything. Anyway, never caused any issues and would just play video games with other guests. One day he started complimenting customers feet. They felt he was harmless and didnt anything of it. Then weeks later he progressed to asking to touch customers feet. They didnt mind or allowed to be polite because he was clearly on the spectrum but I let him know he couldnt be doing that. Weeks later I had to ask him to leave because a customer came up to the bar kinda laughing but also shook. She explained the guy asked to touch her feet (she was ok with that) but then he started masterbating. She didnt want to call the cops or anything because she didnt want him to get in trouble but I told him he had to leave. He said he understood and left.

It’s that white stuff out of the…ice cream