Holding it from School

Never trust a fart

I used to be able to do that, but now that I'm getting older it's like "Yo, we're coming out whether you want us to or not, so you better run your ass to the bathroom!"

Never hold it, I made that mistake in Middle School, Surprisingly no one found out

Dude, the bathrooms were so fucked at the schools I went to that in the 13 years of general schooling I took a dump at school maybe 3 times. In highschool they took all the doors off the stalls cause they kept getting broken, so it basically wasnt even an option except in two specific bathroom that were on opposite sides of the school.

Never trust a fart.

This is like the which body part is in control joke. The anus always wins.

When the poop just says, "I'm just gonna slide on out with the fart, anus. Don't worry, I'm the +1 on fart's invitation."

🎶Home bowl, home bowl, you know just what I need. Home bowl, home bowl, meet me before my anus bleeds🎶

  everything reminds me of her 

noooo poor little emily!