Uno reverse card

Jokes on you, my parents already did this to my ADHD ass.

Richard Ayoade has my favorite response to one of these. On the big fat quiz of the year one of the spice girls told him, "you know you are a bit weird" which he responded "That has never been said to me before" in the most sarcastic voice he could muster while continuing to eat a banana. https://youtu.be/6vLZv12d1Tw?t=92&is=8Y5_pvBmDLT-66-k

“You don’t talk much.”

I’m about to talk even less now.

“Do you have a voice?”
“Can you speak up?”
“Why are you so quiet?”
“What’s wrong with your voice?”
“Are you shy?”
Story of my life.

Grew up with abusive parents who did everything but physical violence, I stayed quiet. Being quiet kept me safe. It kept me out of the way. It kept me non-existent.

If God had wanted you to participate in the conversation, he would not have created me!

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I think extroverts a great, and vital to society overall. I just don't like when a small percentage of them want to fix me because i'm a quiet thinker.

Law 4. Always say less than necessary (47 laws of power)

Talk is cheap.

Yeah but there is such a thing as talking too much.