Protect yourself

ngl mustaches like that make my eye twitch

I wish I could stand it. I hate it touching my lips too much. 

He looks like he can filter krill from ocean water.

women telling men what to do with their mustaches is like men telling women what to do with their mustaches, it's outrageous.

Is it cyberpunk to never be able to eat a cream cheese bagel ever again?

the left and right are beginning to seriously unite due to all this ai bs

This is tasting your food an hour after you eat it

Passive food collection brush that looks like it comes in contact with everything that enters the oral orafice.

Wiping beverages out of it is disgusting, like having pillow drool in your waking life. I will put my coffee down and go snip.

He's not fully wrong. My Mustache isn't nearly as long as his, but with it and my beard, AI can never recognize my face when it tries.