This is real Obsession

That flinch after “don’t make me come and find you”

Pennifer is maybe the best name for an orange I've ever heard

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I’d like her to leave me voice messages

My cat Archie is a big ol faker - he'll come over and roll around in front of me, and then as soon as I get up to pet him he'll run away. I have been known to collapse on the floor and monologue about heartbreak.

When my cat walks away from when I'm trying to pet her I always remind her that she can't hide from me. I know where she lives.

Has the woman never had a cat before? Get on the floor and pretend you're relaxing/sleeping/doing yoga/not caring and the cat will be all over you in 2 seconds.