Beware of the Loncheras.

I must be the only one leaning against the phone just to get the 411 from her lmao.

Jokes on you, I pack my wife's, our daughter's, and my lunch.

Snitch

i worked for a shitty rental company with a hot as fuck warehouse for about a year, and we had a lady come by at least 3-4 times a week during lunch and sell us food. she and her daughter had a minivan FULL of coolers and crockpots and such, and gave out lunch plates of homemade mexican and south american foods

she didn't speak any english, her daughter spoke some, and I spoke just enough to say "I want the one to the left", but not enough to really get what I was ordering. so i had my coworker Junior order for me for awhile, since he spoke spanish, and he caved into pressure from the Mexican dudes who didn't like me, and ordered dishes like cow tongue and chicken mole and told the lady i wanted the chicken head (she put a whole ass chicken in there, head and all), to try to freak me out. i knew something was up when all the dudes were watching me eat this chewy ass beef and giggling until i asked what it was.

apparently they'd done the same to the other white dudes who worked with us, and those guys were pansies and freaked out over tongue and a little chicken beak in their sauce! i didn't really give a fuck, I will try almost anything at least once, and ive had way worse! all of them were grossed out when i told them what Rocky Mountain Oysters are, and that i've had them a couple times ha!

I eat whatevers given to me... this might be why I'm a fat ass...

She's lookin over her shoulder 'cause they're tryna find her ass for snitchin.

the fuck is this person whispering for?

I’d eat both.

POV: you're sitting in the trunk of someones car who thinks they know what POV means