I have second hand embarrassment from her

she right tho

As a certified dad, this ain't bad

Leave her alone. That was a sold B-tier dad joke.

Technically the truth

The nervous breathing after makes it funnier.

I just sat here for way too long wondering why the hell is she so upset about changing her name to the point where she can’t tell us the rest of the story. Holy fucking shit right now

this sounds like its a joke told by that Icelandic dude, but I feel like he'd tell it better. And she seems like AI

She'll kick your ass

Don't call me Shirley.