It’s Always Florida Doing This Crazy Crap 😭

Y’all it’s not like it’s a Denny’s, it’s weird but so are nude beaches, let people be weird as long as it’s not hurting anyone

Putting A.S.S in C.L.A.S.S 😭

How very Florida. Who doesn't want to sit in someone else's swamp ass leftovers?

Fun fact: this "always Florida" phenomenon is due in large part to very open FOIA laws in Florida. Basically every first responders report or police report is immediately public record. So reporters in Florida have an unprecedented amount of access to things like arrest records.

No formal attire needed. Just coliformal.

~~No~~ Shirts

~~No~~ Shoes

No Service

Personally, I think it's gross as hell, but I still believe in 'Merca, so live and let live.

I just hope there is at least a sign out front that lets folks know the policy... "There's a chance you might be seeing a sweaty nut s**k while you're drinking your $300 bottle of wine."