Dude goes to starbucks to get someone to buy him a coffee to sit down with him for 5 minutes.

And, for a dry scone, I’ll share the secrets of not getting laid.

"My strategy is alot like this coffee here. I find ~~idiots~~ investors to give me the money. I spend that money, then looked at them confused because the market be crazy."

Brother, eeww.

Has to be satire right. Right?

If he's doing so well, surely he doesn't need someone else to buy his coffee? 

someone yell out to him to get back to his moms basement he crawled out. Need to shame these people.

Crypto creepy guy

Damn, he must have been drinking a lot of coffee that day with an offer like that.

This is the same guy who paid a girl to do a photo shoot with him, or something, and then posted the pics saying she was his girlfriend. Dudes just a lifestyle grifter who’s clearly doing so well he can’t afford a cup of coffee.