Getting rejected all over Paris

Clavicular is such a fucking ponce.

Lmao. This guys SCREAMS stranger danger. Everyone’s alarm bells are ringing.

It’ll be a lot more fun that what you have planned

How do you know? 😂

I love how honest that one French girl is, "I didn't drink enough" LOL

This kid is insufferable

I genuinely feel bad for this man, and any person who thinks looks is what gets you a relationship. If he spent anytime developing a personality, letting go of ego, and learning how to make friends. He would be much happier.

No sir I don’t want to be drugged…

A predatory twink and a greasy victorian undertaker walk into a bar…

Back to the drawing board.

As a French woman, this brings me joy. I'm really confused as to what he was hoping to achieve by hitting up random girls in restaurants and telling them a variation of "trust me bro, u gonna have a good time."

That's why the girls keep looking at him funny: nobody in her right mind would follow a stranger who doesn't even speak their language because he said hey let's hit a club. 

And most of them didn't even recognize him 😂 

Bravo, mes stars !