Obviously not on cocaine. Obviously.

Nothing says "I'm not high" like trailing off while still yelling.

"For the record! For the record! For theeerrrreeeeehhhhhh!"

For the record 🥁For the record 🥁For the record 🥁For the record 🥁

He snorted the holy spirit

Elevation! I got dragged to one of those services in high school because I was trying to hook up with this girl. Freak show.

"I feel free! Freer than the day I was released from San Quentin... I never been to prison. For the record, for the record."

Pretty sure that's the guy who started Elevation Church

"I never did that before... for the record... for the record... for the record"

"But off the record... off the record... off the record... I am high as fuck on cocaine right now!!"

How could anyone know how doing cocaine "feels", without having, ever, done cocaine?

Furtick has a COA problem