We got someone passing, quick lets do this!!

I remember doing stuff to impress girls back when I was in 3rd grade

r/imthemaincharacter

Boy, I'm glad I have the ability to feel embarrassment so I don't do stuff like this.

Then he does this, "Yeah, check THAT out" stare at the woman who is clearly determined not to give him any reaction whatsoever, and clearly doesn't want to play any part in whatever this shit is.

"Honestly, it's mostly diet. I do exercise daily though, no big deal."

10 year olds on the playground seeing this guy do the same things they've been doing since they were 5.

I'm sure those sissy mittens and prison tats are really impressive to that young woman.

How my toddlers feel when you flip them off your lap backwards.

Looks familiar

https://preview.redd.it/opqh6cpp9rih1.jpeg?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bf227464562cbb86d6a264b14ef62306cc89ab8

We are regressing as a species