Motivational Slavic Speech

I’m cured

In Soviet Russia, speech motivates you!

"If you are poor. Make money. Then you are not poor."

If you are blind, just look and now you can see.

If you are deaf, just listen and now you can hear.

Kind of a rough interpretation on some of the basic codes I live by as a fully formed adult. One of my favorite personal commandments to living an honest life is “if you’re torn between doing and not doing, take the risk of doing”. I like that better than her “make a decision then you’ve decided” whatever the fuck she said.

Actual advice I've received from my whole family.

That’s Ferris’ girlfriend!!!

I was on board until she said “feel better” as if it’s that easy. At least the other 2 were more about procrastination or anxiety holding you up.

r/thanksimcured

Why did she make me remember that epstine didnt kill him self.