Oh you ate that? Well it's just been recalled...

Extremely relatable.

When you spend a century eroding trust in government and dismantling regulation, it turns out it eventually tips into an actual libertarian utopia where you have the freedom to die because you ate some lettuce.

When your pedo in chief guts the FDA what do you expect?

“…in other news, cat cafes are on the rise in popularity…”

Thank you deregulation and reducing consumer protection.

Profits are up, taxes are down, and people are sick. What is good for business is bad for humans. Unless you own those businesses.

The air has been recalled due to contamination. Symptoms of bad air are as follows: Dizziness, drowsiness, nausea, feeling too hot or too cold, blinking, yelling, excessive sighing, excessive profanity, walking, running, throwing devices at walls, out windows, pleading to higher powers and giving up.

I’ve developed an eating disorder this year because of how fucked food has been.. I’m 99% certain I got that explosive diarrhea virus. BEFORE it was announced. It was so bad I couldn’t eat for a couple of weeks. So now I just barely eat and when I do I’m picky af

"the one that you like, specifically"

XD very nice

The way he said “cat cafes” was so satisfying for some reason. Great skit

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