The correct way to eat Sushi

"Shaking is only for man who are finish in the men's room"

Sushi master.

“Hi, hello, I’ll be here all week.”

Given how I eat sushi, I’d probably get sent to jail.

If I'm at a top tier sushi spot, I'll do this. Really good sushi is some of the best foods on the planet and should be treated as such. But if I'm ordering or even at a simple conveyor bar, I'll just enjoy it however I enjoy it.

Just let me eat it how I want to eat it

He looks like he’d stab you if you don’t follow his instructions lol

Of course American Exceptionals have to exclaim how they wouldn't be told what or how to do something in the comments. Remember these are the people who refused a vaccine for the new plague because they didn't want to be told to get it by someone else. But there's a difference fellas;

This guy doesn't care how you eat some mass produced gas station 'sushi' shit, or your inside out california roll bullshit or whatever you order at the Hibachi Slop-House. Eat that with a fork, no one cares.

What he's explaining here is how to properly engage in the customer side of the cultural ritual. Something you'd only need even begin to think about if you're going to proud, fine establishments for real shit. That someone who's trained for 30 years in perfecting the art has crafted for you in the specific context of the face to face, fresh made right in front of you style sushi experience that you're paying premium for.

If you wanna 'urr durr I'll enjoy it how I want' the crap you get from 7-11 or the grocery store that's fine. You're rebelling against something that doesn't apply to you in first place.

This sushi guy gets wild, you can tell.

With shaking the soy sauce on the fish, i do the same at the petrol pump.

He would go nuts if he saw me in the sushi buffet.

Yep, buffet. You heard me.