don't crack your finger

Don't crush your finger

These always remind me of the training that The Sphinx gave in Mystery Men.

"When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack."

Don’t over think, think over.

Don’t work hard. Find hard work.

Lol tell that to your interviewer with a big old smile.

I do drink to forget.

I can't take anyone that wears one of those hats seriously

Don't work hard unless you are male porn star.

Alright, I just destroyed my love's entire family and sent her three besties to roast the shit out of her, what next?

don't eat ass, ass eat