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In case you're lost, "Boys, what's the latest?" should be the final nail on the coffin for detecting the alfa-male bullshit.
Everything I love about this:
1.) Gen Z using CDs
2.) Gen Z setting fires in (presumably) a public park
3.) “Boys what’s the latest”, “No cap”, and “I dapped them all up”
4.) Making it a plot point to be running with a weighted vest on and then add more weight (for some reason). I guess he was just carrying it with him the whole run but not actually wearing it
5.) Burning property that has already been paid for. If Jelly Roll already has your money, does he care what’s done with it afterwards? The world may never know
6.) Apparently Jimmy Kimmel is popular with Gen Z. Who knew?
“I added 20 lbs to my vest”…okay? Was that necessary info? Were these totally real and not imaginary children burning CDs for god emperor trump so inspiring that it made you hit the grind set even harder?
So there I was, running home after I won the Iron Man, when I encountered a gang of teenage hoodlums. "Yo yo yo, what's happening family. Everything 6-7?" I said, instantly earning the respect of the youths. "We are just here to discuss how epicly Mooglelover34 mogged Jimmy Kimmel, whom we all used to watch on our analog TVs, on X The Everything App. It was totally robloxing". That's when I decided to bust out a sick rhyme: "My name is Nick, and I'm here so say, Jimmy Kimble is totally not okay". They all started laughing, and we rapped on for a while. "Cap cap!", they chanted as they all burned their Jimmy Kimmel VHS tapes and then returned to playing with a stick and a hoop in the streets.
"Hey boys, do you like movies about gladiators?"
Maybe the pile of burning plastic was real, the rest were hallucinations from the toxic smoke.
I’m an older millennial, even I had to stop to remember wtf is a CD🤣
So that’s clearly a parody account. So the guy’s pretending it was serious so he can do a funny video making fun of a joke?


