Heed his word

Genuinely good advice. The heavier you get the worse casual wear looks on you. Ask me how I've figured this out...

Taftmaxxing!!!

Fucking gold!

He looks great. Those suits genuinely fit him really well and he looks handsome as heck. He looks downright trustworthy. Like, I'd ask him for advice. I would assume he has his shit together. He's got a nice mustache, he looks clean, he looks educated! More dudes Taftmaxing, please!

He's not wrong. This mogs a casually dressed fit guy in almost any setting.

Just don't add a hat for fucks sake, or you'll just look autistic.

"Not old age" is fucking hilarious

It’s a pocket watch

Honestly those suits are an amazing fit, nice to get a second life out of them.

He's kind of adorable.

Indiana Jones and the kingdom of…. Burger. Had me dying!

I've got a lot of "dead guy" clothes along the way. I had an awesome Disney Goofey and Pluto silk Hawaiian shirt that people always asked where I got it. Oh it's one of my dead guy shirts.