Kudos if you can make it all the way to the end, Part II

Reddit, how do i delete someone elses post?

This is my 13th reason why

Its the same as stupid Christians speaking in tounges.

Galactivated is a great word. Going to try that the next time I wake my daughter up for school. “Let’s get galactivated!” Bet she throws something at me.

Things were fine when there wasn't the internet. We literally had a room we left the internet in and went on with our lives.

The internet causes this disease.

The tounge out breathing thing is legit and is part of yoga.

I’m pretty woo woo myself, practicing witch. This on the other hand… I don’t even know what to say

I’m sorry, did she say she doesn’t use toilet paper anymore?

I'm all for doing harmless things that go outside the confines of normal behavior for the sake of catharsis, but you know.. Maybe don't record it. Keep it your little secret.