Actually a banger

You know what? Good for him.
The older I get the more I am convinced television entertainment that consisted mainly of pointing fingers at people seemingly embarrassing themselves was a mistake.

My dude here made a little song, mixed a little beat, wrote some lyrics, and probably had more fun doing it than 99% of people sitting on their couch in 2009 or whenever this aired, having their 3min "at least I'm not that guy" empowerment moment.

Dude missed 80’s telefitness by a few decades. He would have been iconic.

Those judges don’t like an awesome Friday night. Lames.

Scooter built a whole career on lyrics and singing like that.

Bro would have been a star if he had used Autotune