Me fr

A pint of IPA is almost 400 calories. A pint of cider is around 175.

Plus I have a wheat allergy.

So....

Real Gs know you drink what you like and just look blankly back at people who talk shit

Ciders are delicious. If you live in the states, Woodchuck is my favorite

Nice music to hear as I
Sip my raspberry apple bandit

Why is this actually a bop? 😭

I also get looks for ordering a Long Island Iced Tea.

Do you know wtf is in a LIIT? Rum, vodka, gin, tequila, and triple sec. A shot of each. How much alcohol is in that nasty, bitter, hoppy swill? 5% lmao 🤣🤣🤣

When I lived in France it was always so funny to see salty dog types in their leather motorcycle vests drinking a glass of red wine in front of the cafe.

What's wrong beer boy, afraid you might taste something good?

Meanwhile here in the West Country