Will the real Slim Hades please stand up? You got 24 hours to respond.

“You think you’re the bread, you’re really the leaven.”

JFC…you Christian dipshits. Leaven is why bread rises. Saying Satan is “really the leaven” is admitting that he rises.

I just can’t with you fucking idiots.

Who lives in a pineapple under the see?

Mmmmmm

They're related but kissed once and don't want anyone to find out

Middle class white Christians really are a different type of person.

This sort of brainwashing of children should be illegal. These dorks never stood a chance.

these people need pot

Satan:

Why are Christians also so fucking smug looking?

Can't wait for the devils rebuttal!

Wow. It's been a long, long time since something has made me physically cringe like this.

Thanks, I hate it