Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that reporting bullshit, and the takeover, and we running out of French fries and burrito coverings.
But I got a solution 
Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But listen up...
I've got a 3 point plan to fix EVERYTHING.
- Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure.
- Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than ANY MAN ALIVE.
- and Number 3: He's going to fix EVERYTHING.
I GIVE YOU MY WORD AS A REDDITOR
He'll fix the problem with all the hate posts.
He's gonna make them WHOOOOOLSOME again.
And that aint all...
I GIVE YOU MY WORD! HE'S GONNA FIX THE FALSE BANS TOO!
I GIVE YOU MY WORD! HE'S GONNA FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX THE TOXIC POSTS!
AND HE'S SO SMAAAAAAAAAAAAART, HE'S GONNA DO IT AAAAAAAALL IN ONE WEEEEEK!