At this point i feel like Simon Cowell would come last in a Simon Cowell lookalike competition.

Why does he look like he has brain damage?

https://preview.redd.it/gvrd1iuhyzqf1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3730b0d99c46a17932a09b244939c19cc6803883

he looks like a human muppet.

Why does he cup his hands like that?

His face is stuck

Yeah especially since he's been dead for more than a year. I feel like that's really gonna hurt his chances.

he looks like one of those people that had a cluster of strokes

He doesn’t look ok. Why are his arms stuck like that? Is everything ok? Can anyone hear me?!

Looks like a make-a-wish kid or something

All the botulism in his face is now in his brain.