I know the pole isn't there for stability but i just can't prove it

No, that's a stripper pole.

Mining haul trucks be like (no seriously look them up)

Cool you own a brick that isn’t street legal.

Coooollll brooooo

When your car so phat that instead of miles per gallon it has gallons per mile.

check out this engine: shows gas tank

How many Gallons per meter?

WTF why?

This is so unnecessary