The cat distribution system

Hippo violation. Lol

Hippo violation was a good line!

Listen you shut up and take your cat that’s how it works that’s how all of this works what’s how you get a cat shut up and take your cat.

It has worms. They all start with worms.  It’s fine there’s a pill, learning how to get them to swallow it is part of your hero’s journey just get it over with.

I didn't have the sound on and was wondering why Esteban showed up.

I'm loving this too much

I’m rural. On a farm. My neighbor is a shit person that doesn’t spay or neuter their cats. Someone one shows up at my place. If they stick around long enough we try to trap them and tame them and get them neutered. If not then my neighbor eventually shoots them so they don’t have too many over winter.

Just spay or neuter your cats. Assholes

yeah, this was worth turning on the sound for

We found a cat on the beach way back in the day. Grandpa was fishing off the pier at some ungodly hour and there’s this kitten. It’s not going to his house, but his wife, my grandmother, and his grandchild, me, are in love with it, so we call my dad from a pay phone. First me, then my grandmother. The response is “do not bring back the cat.”

We are sobbing. My dad is a foot and a half taller than my grandpa. Which means nothing. We are leaving and my grandpa says “put the cat in the car, your dad will take this cat.” My dad at this point has swore up and down that he won’t even take me back if we bring the cat.

We bring the cat.

My dad looks at my wet brown eyes and says “absolutely not.” He looks at his own mother, the woman who gave birth to him—and this long asshole came out breech—and said “no mom, absolutely not.”

And then this man, 6’5, 235 muscle (his own words at the time) plants his feet, squares his shoulders, and looks and my grandpa and as his tongue is touching the roof of his mouth to say no, my grandpa says, “well, son, you’re taking this cat. The women cried and I won’t have that. Read the bible.” And as my dad goes to open his mouth again my grandpa just said “read the bible, son, you’ve got a cat.”

So we got a cat. And to this day he will tell you he hated the cat. But they napped on the good chair together. She chased mice away from his lawnmower. She’d kill bugs and then leave them in a line next to the trash can. She did all the dirty work.

Oh and he got hella worms 😂