AI Generated Bistro Starter Pack - Can Someone More Talented Than Me Make This A TikTok Trend?

You’ve heard of the Millennial Burger Joint Starter Pack, now let me introduce the AI Generated Bistro Starter Pack.

Every town seems to have one. Usually called something like “The Crafty Fox”, with QR Codes for menus, tiny hexagon tiles and horrendous AI-generated artwork of animals wearing suits.

They’re promoted relentlessly on social media, look amazing in photos, and somehow still manage to feel completely soulless once you’re inside. The menu is identical to everywhere else, the toilets are bright pink for Instagram, and the food is rarely good enough to make you want to come back.

Does anyone actually love these places, or are we all just pretending?