Sounds kind of good though

She said, "I'm only seventeen (Seventeen)
I'll show you love like you've never seen" (Oh!)
She's only seventeen (Seventeen)
Daddy says she's too young
But she's old enough for me

I kinda unironically love the very low effort arrest skit.

“A blue denim shirt with shorts is basically a police uniform, and yeah just put me in the back of your sedan, no need for cuffs I’ll just hold my hands behind my back!”

Hey little sister....It's a nice day for a white wedding

80s music was something.

I just thought the same shit about this song recently. And I hate that I love the way the song sounds but holy crap what is the context

You didnt even get to tell her how at night you wake up with your sheets soaking wet.

It’s baffling that people have forgotten what poetic license is. Do they not teach this in schools anymore?? It’s a song. It’s not literal.

He’s not singing to a little girl, or referring to her father. It’s slang for a woman and her partner. The singer is trying to lure her away from a relationship, in which she feels lonely. Springsteen ain’t no pedo ffs.

Man that song has always creeped me out

This song melodically and arrangement-wise an absolute banger. Lyrically, it is hell-realm levels of problematic. What a bummer

A few years back, I even re-wrote the lyrics so I could sing along without feeling like an absolute creep

"Hey sister why you all alone? I'm standing out your window Hey little sister, can I come inside, dear? I wanna show you all my love I wanna be the only one I know you like nobody ever, baby"

Little Sister - Queens of the Stone Age

But he’s The Boss