Grocery store Halloween flash mob like it’s 2011

It’s Iowa, 2011 is just getting there.

Can you blame anyone for trying to return to 2011?

Look I’ll listen to every stomp clap hey song out there if I thought it would work!

Just a small group of barely-coordinated moms having fun.

So it's a bunch of 40something moms who came up with a fun plan while drinking wine, practised, and then went and danced in public. There's at least one MJ outfit in there, so they put in the effort. Harmless fun, really, and at least it's a good song.

I'm all for a cool, original and well thought out flash mob.

This is none of the above.

I dont like flash mobs, I have never been a part of a flash mob, I will never be a part of a flash mob.

But damn, man, why people always be bitching that there's "nothing to do anymore" and then shit on some people having harmless fun? Whatever. These things normally go on for the length of a single song and then they fuckoff to the parking lot to yap for a bit. Yeah, I'm gonna roll my eyes and decide to shop on the other side of the store for a few minutes, but at the end of the day that like 10 people out here having fun and I can take a little personal inconvenience to accommodate that.

It's Iowa, they're 15 years behind everything

When that pumpkin spice kicks in

So many insufferable people in here who need to go touch grass smh

They practiced at church for like a month. Everyone brought a hot dish. It was nice.